interviewer: welcome Jedward to the sh-
Jedward: I'M JOHN, I'M EDWARD TOGETHER WE ARE JEDWARD
interviewer: I really wanted to talk about your new TV sh-
Jedward: WE LOVE ARE FANS LIKE CRAzY SO COOL BUY ARE ALBUM LET'S DO THIS, WE LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS WE DANCED ON STAGE WITH HER LIKE COME ON. OH MY GOD GUYS GUESS WHAT, WE FILMED OUR MUSIC VIDEO IN LA AND GUESS WHO'S IN IT? TARA REID LIKE COME ON
interviewer: Jedward I'm really trying to get back on top-
Jedward: WE MET BARACK OBAMA
friend: hey i made a tumblr, do you have one?
me: NO, WHAT IS THAT? UHH, UHH NEVER HEARD OF IT.
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
When parents force you to go somewhere with them.
NO, COMPUTER! I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!
10 more followers to have 200!
mika-licious: Im excited!! thank you everyone! i love you! <3
friend: *sees picture of member of my favourite band* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they